Monday, August 07, 2006

White Lexus SUV

Every gum-chewing, fast-talking, jewelry-iced-out prick real estate agent seems to have one. Nothings says 'I care more about making money for myself more than the welfare of a fellow human being' more than said white Lexus SUV. Its like a uniform. Just an observation.

"what, you don't want the house at that price?" says the businessman who reaches to quell the ringtone.
"wait, I have another call, hold on," as the prick flips open the verizon cell phone.
"ah-huh, yes... hold on,"
"its another buyer. They want to take a look at the house after you leave today."

Fucking salespeople.

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